Life is beautiful,

There's a certain freedom that comes with writing a blog no one's going to read.

I'm gonna kill you.

I'm gonna sue you.

Sometimes I print pictures of your girlfriend and jerk-off all over them.

Why do black people smell like greased up farm animals?

We may never know. But anyway, why do I waste my time? Cause fuck em, that's why. It's not like I have anything better to do. I've viewed every page on the internet, twice. The porn I viewed three times.

I spend way too much time on the internet. You know what I've discovered about the internet? It's for porn. Then there's LiveJournal, a place where I can write blogs about porn. Oh, and there's Google, a porn search engine.

If you don't watch porn, you're giving aid and comfort to terrorists. Or something like that.

Now I'm supposed to insert a picture. This one always makes me laugh.