3/14/07 11:54 am - My trusty nutrag...I like porn. Possibly too much. Is there a such thing as too much porn? No, I don't think so.
I fap 2-3 times a day. If I am unable to fap for a day or two, I get really irritable. I get all my porn from http://myfreepaysite.com. There's a ton of shit on there, but I always go straight to the Flash Video Theater because that's all that works on my piece of shit computer. Why am I telling the people of LiveJournal about my masturbatory habits? It's because I think of each of you when I fap. Wanna know something really fucked up? Sometimes I cum in my hand and then lick it up. Does that make me gay? Whatever, I don't give a shit. About a year ago, when I first moved back to Tampa, I was unpacking and I was about to throw away an old t-shirt instead of hanging it up. Well, I decided that instead of throwing it away I would stash it in a drawer and use it as a cum rag. After a while I noticed it was kinda brittle and bleached in a few spots. I decided to never wash that shirt and to wipe my cum on it forever. That was almost a year ago. I have nutted on that shirt 2-3 times a day for the past year and have not washed it at all. I swear to fucking god I'm not making that up. I should sell it on ebay. I'll send it to you. Just ask...  |
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